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The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.
The crab cakes ..
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When your partner (preferrably a woman) gives you a handjob during a crowded comedy show. A long shirt is recommended.
I got a Comedy ..
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An emergency state of vigilance and preparedness following closely on the heels of a governmental pronouncement of impending national do..
