What is Dylan Fitzgerald?
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1. General of the Ginger Army, only hope of saving the world from the evil Emperor Furgison, who rules the world with his beastly hair.
2. A Giraffe Master, and long time member of the Freda Knights, also a very talented Marksman, can hit anything with medieval weaponry.
3. A kid living in small town central Ohio who pwns D.J. at everything he does, Huntsville's greatest creation yet
"Hey did you see Dylan Fitzgerald kill D.J. with his compact bow?" "Yea! I still cannot believe D.J. went after him with only a tomahawk!"
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A stupid dirty moustache
"goddamn, what is that fuckin muss-staff-a-hajji on ya top lip?"..
