What is Dylan Weber?
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A Human Species that is common in the Fiery Forests Of Beijing, that is usually tied with the words "Faggot" or "Homosexual." A "Dylan Weber" can mostly be found prancing along the dirt roads singing Brittney Spears and laughing at his own stupidity.((Usually Has A Neck Length Of A Giraffe and Body Of A Toothpick)).Basically Just A Normal Retard.
So Dude, I Was Walking Along The Road When I Saw A Hobo Pulling Off A Dylan Weber. I Through an Apple at Him, And Then Had My Pet Monkey Hump His Earhole.
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