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Son of a ginger woman from Scotland who craves Italy and chubby chav girls who shall not be named.
But he does.
Keir, your aunties hee..
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A person sporting a moustache will often find themselves smeeling their upper lip to remember themselves of the pussy they ate the night..
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What Sweeney Todd shaves if you don't have a beard.
Customer: "Eh! - What're you doin'? What do you expect to shave..