Dysdrunktional Edit Meaning

1. A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating. "God dammit Pete, stop Zende..

1. noun The infamous crowd noise said to come from Hampden Park, Scotland's national football stadium, while a match is being played...

1. I slang term used to describe a chronic masturbator. Fred is such a jizzsmacka, he watches porn all day...