What is Dyson?
1.
-A brand of vacuum cleaner
-Somebody who sucks/a loser (from "You suck like a Dyson, bitch!")
Man, you're such a Dyson...
2.
The greatest invention in the world that allows you to clean up in the after partys at 2 o'clock the next morning when u wake up after getting wasted and ur parents are on the way home. (A vaccuum)
Shit that Dyson saved my ass nigga
3.
A situation that sucks so much, it never loses suction.
Work is a dyson - "work really
sucks ".
What a dyson - "a person who is really rotten".
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4.
A term used to describe females (or males) that give many
This term is derived from Dyson Vaccums whose slogan is "Never loses Suction"
A: Did you hear Jenny sucked for 2 guys at the same time?
B: God, I know. She's sucha dyson.
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5.
A person who likes to go Bagless, i.e never uses condoms, esp in casual relationships
Butts is a real Dyson, he never Bags Up
6.
To make a gross miscalculation, especially anything sports related; as in John Dyson's grave mistake in interpreting the D/L score in the West Indies vs England ODI that took place on 20 March 2009 causing the W.I. to lose a match that they could have easily won.
Rishi: "Rajiv thought that the Trinidad and Tobago team had already qualified for the knockout stage so he bought a box seat ticket for the match. But they didn't make it to that round."
Shavak: "Whoa. I guessed he pulled a dyson."
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7.
Whilst at hooters with your comrades, go into the bathroom and place your dick into the nozzle of the hand dryer. Important: make sure that the nozzle is facing upwards. Now shoot your load and you will get a facial. A cuCUMber mask, if you will. After enjoying the experience for a moment, wash the jizz off of your face and pat dry with a towel.
I felt like a homosexual after enjoying a dyson in the hooters restroom, but Adam told me that it's not gay if you're by yourself when it happens. He also said, "If it's not a dyson then you paid too much."
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