What is Dyson Day?
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a day that sucks continuously.
Like a Dyson vacuum, it never loses suction.
I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".
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a clever was of saying jizz
i'm going to blow a big batch of man-cake batter in your face
See man batter, jizz, skeet..
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Originally a typo of "compensate" used on Fark.
1. To be paid retribution for being vilified in the eyes of the community. ..
