What is Dyssimia?
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To be "Dyssimic" means to have "Social Dyslexia". That is, saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, and not reading the situation you are in at all properly, generally acting like a tool in social situations.
"Man, that gut with a bucket on his head, and a poodle under his left arm has a severe case of Dyssimia. But what a great turn out to the funeral...."
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The use of your cell phone as a torch/candle to light up the room to find something. Very much like Indiana Jones would use when explor..
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A device to stop a vaginal fart or "queef" in some case it can also prevent a nasty after scent.
She was wearing a queef muff..
