Dystextia

What is Dystextia?


1.

A disorder that causes the sufferer to type and text by replacing letters or whole words with single letters or numbers.

Sufferers of dystextia type and text words that seem to be a cross between english and l33t.

Guy 1: I can't figure out this text from Amber.

Guy 2: Don't try to text her man, she has serious dystextia.

See dyslexia, text, typing, email, cell phone

2.

A common condition that causes the sufferer the inability to spell correctly in a text message. See dystexic

(in a text message)

Person 1: hai, yooh kool? wanna meat me l8r on 2 do somfing?

Person 2: Wow, dystextia got you really baaaad.

See dystextic, dyslexia, dyslexic, text, message

3.

Ailment similar to dyslexia, however, these individuals confuse or improperly read words not written in a text message.

"OH, I thought the sign said speed limit 295, it must be my dystextia"

See dyslexia, dumbass, textaholic, illiteracy


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