Dystextic

What is Dystextic?

A term that refers to those that cannot spell when they text. See also, dystextia.

(in a text message)

Person 1: hai how iz u? i well fansy yooh.

Person 2: Wow, you're dystextic.

See dystextia, dyslexic, dyslexia, text, message

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