Dystextlexia

What is Dystextlexia?


1.

When texting in a hurry or when incapacitated due to drink ,drug or some distraction - a mistaken interpretation of intended your word by your phone's internal dictionary.

lets meet for a riot/shot. doh! mephone be suffering from dystextlexia.

when you mean lets meet for a pint.

I enjoyed our neck the other night .....

I enjoyed our meal the other night

Your nun is really hot .......or

Your mum is really hot

See texting, dyslexia, textlexia


51

Random Words:

1. fecal matter that attaches itself to pussy hair. Often as a result of space docking. "Charles,you don't want to eat me out ri..
1. used in the middle of words, can be translated as ‘ and ’. John took his car to the Pay-n-Spray to give his such-n-such car a makeover ..
1. Derived from the term sometimes. Describes the amount of time you find yourself attracted to a generally "meh" looking girl. ..