What is Dystextlexia?
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When texting in a hurry or when incapacitated due to drink ,drug or some distraction - a mistaken interpretation of intended your word by your phone's internal dictionary.
lets meet for a riot/shot. doh! mephone be suffering from dystextlexia.
when you mean lets meet for a pint.
I enjoyed our neck the other night .....
I enjoyed our meal the other night
Your nun is really hot .......or
Your mum is really hot
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Random Words:
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a false name meant to be funny
for example:
Ben Dover
Howie felterpuss
Pat McGroin
stu pid
jack koff
etc.
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vaginal excretion when aroused.
The poonspiration accumulated on the outer edges of her labia as she got more aroused.
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a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you'r..