Dystextlexia

What is Dystextlexia?

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When texting in a hurry or when incapacitated due to drink ,drug or some distraction - a mistaken interpretation of intended your word by your phone's internal dictionary.

lets meet for a riot/shot. doh! mephone be suffering from dystextlexia.

when you mean lets meet for a pint.

I enjoyed our neck the other night .....

I enjoyed our meal the other night

Your nun is really hot .......or

Your mum is really hot

See texting, dyslexia, textlexia
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