Dystextlia

What is Dystextlia?

Occurs when nonsensical strings of letters appear in textmessages. Mostly due to predictive text, quick typing, driving, and/or pocket texting.

Texted to Joanie: What u doin no frida nighu

Joanie says to Sahyla, "Look at this message-Lara has dystextlia."

See text, dyslexia, cell phone, dystextlic, nonsense

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