Dystextlic

What is Dystextlic?

When, try as you might, you just can't type words correctly, often misplacing letters.

"Dude, I was talking to Sarah online and couldn't get my words out, I'm so dystextlic."

See text, dyslexic, typing, chat, retarted

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Buttload

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