What is E!?
1.
What you watch late at night when your twelve and have no access to real
mmmmm, Brooke Burke
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2.
shitty fucking channel that all the OH MY GOD I LOVE HOLLYWOOD fuckers watch. also, shows at least 100 top <insert random number here> <insert random shit that nobody cares about here> a day. even more than vh1..!
OH MY GOD TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY LoLoL WHO DID PARIS SUCK TODAY?
3.
Horrible channel featuring the biggest sell-outs of all time catering to people who lack the ability to think for themselves. Its shows consist of E! News Live (the biggest charade for a television program ever featuring the stupidest people on TV) and The Anna Nicole Smith Show (a program known to have caused dysentary in its viewers).
"After watching E!, I felt like my brain had melted and been replaced with shit."
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4.
it is a channel on TV which broadcasts popular shows such as
-The E!
-E! News
-Live on the Red Carpet
-Chelsea Lately
-Top 100 (hottest bodies, richest teens, most expensive mansions, dirty divorces, etc.)
-Reality shows that allow you to watch the lives of random celebrities such as Anna Nicole Smith, The Kardashians, The Lohan Family, Denise Richards, The Playboy Girls, etc.
I love watching E!, "The Girls Next Door" is my favorite show on there.
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5.
Channel that is 90% red carpet shit, 5% true Hollywood story (which is good) and 5% godawful soapopera Melrose Place.
Screw you E!
6.
An interjection used by younglings in Kentucky.
E! man that's my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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7.
cool channell but it has a fanatical fetish for HOLLYWOOD and celebrities. Howard Stern Show and Wild On are good shows. Their list shows are ok, too. Sometimes they're too obsessed about what a celebrity do with their life.
Same thing with VH1, nobody cares what a celebrity wear on the walkway or how rich they are. It's like every week there's always a 101 moments in BLAH BLAH BLAH. Heavy Celebrity dick-riding.
