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What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfrien..
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To APPOINT one's self. To APPROVE of one's own work.
To position one's self to be one of a few judges who, alone, approv..
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The morning after sex, simply great..you wake up bare and don't feel like putting clothes on, so you wrap the covers around you, li..