Eagle's Dance Edit Meaning

1. To crap so furiously that the nastified toilet water splashes up onto your butt and thighs, so thoroughly drenching your anal area as to..

1. When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard..

1. A verb. In communal bathrooms (e.g., dorms, workplace), the act of listening to your iPod while defecating to drown out the sound of you..