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The biggest number is an Atkins-load. It is the largest number possible. One can't count to it. Not that you would get bored or som..
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The inexplicable tendancy of the arse to produce huge quantities of hot, runny faeces following a night of heavy drinking which need not..
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The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face.
"Mmmmmmmm, I can't breatheeeeeeee!"..