Ear Candle

What is Ear Candle?


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The sexual act of masturbating into your girlfriends/wifes ear while they are sleeping. Once the load is shot you can put a piece of string in for effect.

-"What did Harry get you for your birthday?"

-"He gave me another damn ear candle. Can you believe he put a wick in for effect this time??"

See ear, candle, sex


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