What is Ear Candle?
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The sexual act of masturbating into your girlfriends/wifes ear while they are sleeping. Once the load is shot you can put a piece of string in for effect.
-"What did Harry get you for your birthday?"
-"He gave me another damn ear candle. Can you believe he put a wick in for effect this time??"
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After a night of extremely heavy drinking at the local bar you begin your long stumble home, only to find yourself on the neighbors lawn..
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The jackass that wants to get in your pants, or anyone else's, at a function. He is usually disgustingly drunk, and may spill a be..
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One that is so fat, they actully are around the house.
Damn your mom is so fat that she because she just sits around the house all day ..
