Ear Dildo

What is Ear Dildo?

A bluetooth headset, usually worn by the person least likely to ever receive a call.

Look at Sammy! He's pleasuring himself with that ear dildo again! Think he'll ever get a call on it?

See cell phone, headset, bluetooth, dork, call

Slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.

Pat is such a douche that he wears ear dildos to concerts.

See ear, dildo, plug, dido, Peacey P

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