Ear Dildo

What is Ear Dildo?

A bluetooth headset, usually worn by the person least likely to ever receive a call.

Look at Sammy! He's pleasuring himself with that ear dildo again! Think he'll ever get a call on it?

See cell phone, headset, bluetooth, dork, call

Slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.

Pat is such a douche that he wears ear dildos to concerts.

See ear, dildo, plug, dido, Peacey P

Quarterpounder

1. An extremely inexpensive prostitue. Oh my god! That Melissa chick down the street sucked the cum right outta me last night for just $5..

Zonatona

1. zona is tona and will always be tona if u fuk wit dat bich ass nigga again, ill go zonatona on ya ass until u sufacate in it..

Kitten

1. a baby cat! sometimes they can't meow properly yet and they are sooo cute! my kitten is my baby! See Dave 2. An baby cat. Also ..

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