Ear Dildo

What is Ear Dildo?

A bluetooth headset, usually worn by the person least likely to ever receive a call.

Look at Sammy! He's pleasuring himself with that ear dildo again! Think he'll ever get a call on it?

See cell phone, headset, bluetooth, dork, call

Slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.

Pat is such a douche that he wears ear dildos to concerts.

See ear, dildo, plug, dido, Peacey P

Treefag

1. A dirty man who spends his whole life in a tree. To survive he eats apples and other things that surround him. Bob:I thought I heard so..

Yeash

1. a cross between yes and yeah, commonly used by people with braces or a lisp Billy: "Did you like that knuckle deep?" Ashlie:..

Uh... Yeah

1. the yeah has a valley girl pronounciation which makes the person asking the question look bad. Is that my hot pocket you're eating..

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