What is Ear Dildo?
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A bluetooth headset, usually worn by the person least likely to ever receive a call.
Look at Sammy! He's pleasuring himself with that ear dildo again! Think he'll ever get a call on it?
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2.
Slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.
Pat is such a douche that he wears ear dildos to concerts.
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Engaging in oral and or anal sex but not vaginal, so as to maintain one virginity. Practiced extensively on the campus of BYU.
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