What is Ear Dildo?
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A bluetooth headset, usually worn by the person least likely to ever receive a call.
Look at Sammy! He's pleasuring himself with that ear dildo again! Think he'll ever get a call on it?
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2.
Slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.
Pat is such a douche that he wears ear dildos to concerts.
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The last thing to be said before one leaves or exits for what may be the final time; famous last words.
IE: If you are radio DJ's ..
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The process of encroaching in the general proximity of the crotch without any penalty*
*: unless you are-in fact-a woman
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cursed, having a bad day, bad luck, unlucky, basically shit out of luck, or fucked beyond all recognition!
Man, this day sucks! I got a..
