Ear Locks

What is Ear Locks?

Those curly "sideburns" on the side of your head if you're a Jew. otherwise, they're creepy.

"Hey! Nice ear locks, dude! I wanna grow me a pair!"

Zac Enron

1. A funny name for Disney's untalented douchebag prettyboy, Zac Efron. In relation to the bankrupt Energy corporation known as Enron...

Lady Cave

1. Another word for vagina Watch out she's got crabs in her lady cave! See vagina, cunt, crabs, gross, hair, pubes..

Blame Simon

1. When everrrything or anyyything goes wrong; it;s simon's fault. From the song Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers. Luke: I was sick ..

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