Ear Penis

What is Ear Penis?

Bluetooth microphone/earpiece worn in conjunction with mobile or cell phone.

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I put on my ear penis and talk cock all night.

See ear, mobile, phone, cell

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1. the disgusting smell that comes from your knees/knee pads after a good day of practice. after practice "im taking off my knee pad..

Double Nesting

1. The act of covering a toilet seat with two layers of toilet paper, because some douche bag left a fucking turd on the toilet seat at wor..

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