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a city where you will find birds, balls, and booze
I went to that monkey city, but I left with the clap and a hangover...
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The smug feeling you get when you watch someone drunk decide to do something stupid (and self-detrimental) because they're drunk.
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When you poop but forget to wipe, the poo dries stuck to the hairs on your butt, forming a sort of net.
My borther never wipes after go..
