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1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The pe..
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Grabbing your penis with frustrated fingers like elvis grabs the mic on stage when he does his moves.
"Hey mate! Stop taking out y..
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Someone who prefers carmel sauce instead of carmel syrup in their espresso beverages.
We'll have to go to Starbucks. He's a t..