Ear Rape

What is Ear Rape?


1.

In verbal electronic communication (ventrillo, skype, teamspeak, etc), when a person speaks/plays a sound, usually to annoy/antagonise the other listener(s), at such a high volume and/or pitch that can damage the listener(s) hearing/speakers.

I was on my game's vent server and this raider kept comming and and giving us ear rape! I threw my headphones down in a panic and they broke!

See yelling, spamming, blasting, annoying, ventrillo

2.

When someone tells someone else something against their will - "forcing" it into their ear, hence rape

Man, that cashier would not stop going on about her neighbors, she really ear raped me!

See chatty, extroverted, motor-mouth, raveing

3.

When you hear someone who is so annoying that the sound of their voice hurts worse than being penetrated in the ear.

Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"

Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."

Steve: "Yea... me too"

See ear, rape, ear rape, loud, annoying

4.

Loud, jarring, unexpected noise. Also: a video editing trick favored by people who lack both skill and creativity.

One problem with the YouTube Poopcommunity is all of these people who keep using ear rape in their videos. Man, that is poor.

See irritating, pointless

5.

Used to define an unwanted, one-way conversation which makes you feel dirty and or used afterwards.

Man, I wish they made ear condoms because the new guy just decided to ear rape me about his personal problems.

See conversation, whine, gripe, bitch

6.

The experience of being verbally assaulted by someone who has such a rapacious need to be listened to that you feel like you've been raped by words.

I just bumped into Eric in the grocery store and he ear raped me in the produce section.

See diarrhea of the mouth, insensitive

7.

Forcefully shoving unwanted information into someones ear hole.

Definition according to Ron White's comedy album "You Cant Fix Stupid."

Ron White: "This guy told me his entire life story... against my will. This guy raped my ears."

That is an example of ear rape.

See ear, rape, ears, boring, unwanted


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