What is Ear Spoog?
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Only people who have guages recieve this gift.
When the plugs, tapers, etc. are taken out a gunky substance surrounds it. It usually looks clear/whitish and is a collection of vaseline, lube, dead skin cells, blood (sometimes), and smells like bigfoots dick after he sodomized a beaver. It accumulates after weeks of not cleaning them. And is a great way to piss people off by sticking it under neath their nose.
"While at the food court with friends, Jeff took his guages out for the first time in 2 weeks and wiped his
ear spoog underneath his friends nose, which soon made his gag non-stop."
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