Ear Wank

What is Ear Wank?


1.

To Ear Wank (verb) is the act of firmly inserting a finger into one's own ear and then fairly vigorously jerking the hand up and down.

The person who is "ear wanking themselves off" experiences an intense satisfaction; not dissimilar to, yet still distinct from, the same satisfaction experienced when scratching an unpleasant itch.

An Ear Wank (noun) comes from the verb, and describes the act of undergoing an ear wank.

Note that it is possible in theory to ear wank other people off, but due to the risks involved (eg. ear wax) it is rarely practiced and not widely accepted in Western Society.

Alex: "Tom... WHAT are you doing?"

Tom: "I'm ear wanking."

Alex: "Oh. Looks weird."

Tom: "Yeah."

See ear, wank, masturbation, satisfaction, enjoyment, anti-social, ear wax, enjoyable, fun


49

Random Words:

1. To be obviously mad and very crazy. Especially in public places. To be sane challenged. The tramp just ran at me screaming with his gui..
1. Being frustrated at having to wait for something. Rhino is getting impatient because the meaning of "Jodie" is taking ages to..
1. A term that is used to deffine the sound that a person might make when stoned. This is a combination of screaming and mumbleing. The per..