Earbud Method

What is Earbud Method?


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An act of ear sex which involves turning an mp3 player or other sound device up to a very high volume and sticking it in a persons opposite ear, causing them to jerk thier head away, jamming thier ear onto your penis. Causes defness.

"I was so trashed last night, and I can't hear shit."

"Maybe someone gave you the earbud method"

"Oh fuck!"

"Thats what you get alley slut."

See ear sex, figamoofus


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