Earl Edit Meaning

1.

The sexiest man alive. If there is a God, he is God's gift to women. Definately the greastest kisser on the planet. A night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. He is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. *WARNING* Simply making eye contact with him may result in an orgasm on spot that's how amazing he is. If you have him, never let go.

"Have you seen Earl and his girlfriend? Damn she is the luckiest girl in the world."

See earl, sexy, orgasm, amazing, boyfriend, lover, kisser, fuck, dreamy, fantasy, perfect, flawless

2.

Throw-up, Puking, Puke, Slang for Throwing up

I drank so many beers I earled all over my girlfriend's face.

See hurl, throw up, yak, puke, throwing up

3.

A very organized person with the mind of a 3rd grade boy whose voice sound like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

Have you talked to Earl yet?

yeah

Sweeet Niblets

See sweet niblets, fergie, jesus

4.

a sexy man

OMG that guy is such an Earl.

See sexy, hot, cute, large

5.

the coolest ninja ever

that earl is tight!!!

6.

karma, making amends, making right a wrong that you have done, doing the right thing, what goes around comes around. Name after the T.V. Show "My Name is Earl" about a guy that is trying to make up for some of the wrong he did.

Man I can't shop lift that six pack of beer, bad Earl might come to visit me.

See karma, balance

7.

a raging retard but doesn't know it

John: I'm tired of being around Bill. He's always asking "Hey, does this look real"?

Jeff: I know what you mean. That earl can be pretty dam annoying.

See retard, earl, jackass, fool, self-aware