Earl Boykins

What is Earl Boykins?


1.

2nd shortest player in NBA history. The only player taller than him is Muggsy Bogues, who was 5'3". Known for his speed, quick shooting, and tenacious defense he is one of my favorite players. If he was 6'6" he be a superstar.

Don't even bother trying to stop Earl Boykins in transition, he'll just breeze right by you and hit a layup

2.

A midget professional basketball player at 5'5" the only reason he's in the NBA is because he's faster than everyone and can make shots, also the team he plays on gets more ticket sells because people love watching a 5'5" guy guard tall point guards.

Earl Boykins is guarding Lebron James? That's a 15 inch difference.

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