Early Bird

What is Early Bird?

1.

1. a person who wakes up early

2. a person who arrives early

I am an early bird, but I do sleep in on weekends.

2.

One who ejaculates early during sex.

Daughter:Early bird.

Father:What?

Daughter:You came too soon!

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3.

The ultimate way to start an all-day binge. Refers to being up and drunk within 4-6 AM and staying up for the entire day (until you would normally go to bed on a drinking day, sometimes taking you to 24 hours). Make sure you have atleast 1 great drinking ally or several drinking buddies for this veritable marathon of booze. Its lesser relatives are the 'Rise and Souse' and the 'AM attack'

You: I had a killer Saturday, it was a bonafide Early Bird. 24 hours of heavy drinking insanity.

Well-Informed Cockney Englishman: Remarkable! Nothin like getting shined to the tits, eh? Right proper job mate, you flunk your booze like a reg'lar champine.

You: Right on.

See alcohol, drinking, boozing, binging, party
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