Early Bird Special

What is Early Bird Special?


1.

The act of waking up a guy early in the morning by going down on him--preferably involves tugging on the penis with the mouth, as in "the early bird gets the worm."

Girl, my man never had it so good. Just this morning I early bird special-ed him before the alarm went off!!

See blow job, fellatio, going down, beejay

2.

take a couple twizzlers, use them to vaginally pleasure your woman, eat them, then vomit them back up on her chest to which you then use as lube to titty fuck her til orgasm

After the movies I decided to give Susie an early bird special using the leftover candy we had

See early, bird, special, vomit, sex, lube, masturbate, titty, fuck, pleasure


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