Early Man

What is Early Man?


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A super hero whose special power is to compulsively arrive at the scene of a crime hours befor it happens and then has to poocharound for fukin ages before foiling the criminals.

Stop there criminals.

Yo itz Early Man, how long you been waiting there you cock sucking butt fukker.

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