Early Morning Dip

What is Early Morning Dip?

When a male awaken's before he's spouse, supporting a large erection. decides to penetrate the mrs while she quietly slumbers.

Tom - "Aww man, i woke up this morning supporting a dirty big horn, so i went for an early morning dip!"

Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkaketreatment too!?"

Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"

See early, morning, dip, dio

Fucktart

1. A FUCKTART is someone who leaves you with literally a sour taste in your mouth after they leave your presence and who generally needs to..

W.w.n.d

1. What Would Nirvana Do? The number one rule rock band Puddle of Mudd follows. Before putting together an album, rock band Puddle of Mud..

Hopobs

1. Highest Obtainable Point of Bed Snugglyness; When you get out of bed for school or work and your bed is just right for your comfort Whe..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Early Morning Dip Edit Meaning