Early Morning Dip

What is Early Morning Dip?

When a male awaken's before he's spouse, supporting a large erection. decides to penetrate the mrs while she quietly slumbers.

Tom - "Aww man, i woke up this morning supporting a dirty big horn, so i went for an early morning dip!"

Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkaketreatment too!?"

Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"

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