What is Early Morning Suprise?


1.

When a woman yawns as she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth.

Seth: Did Betty sleep over your house last night?

Me: Yeah and I gave her an early morning suprise.

See blowjob, oral, dick, head, sex


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