Early Morning Tea

What is Early Morning Tea?

The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.

Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?

Courtney: What's that?

Ass-lancing

1. Something utterly annoying, irritating, and bothersome, all at the same time. Ugh reality TV is ass-lancing...

Zorflax

1. The name of the coolest guy in town. Did you hear that Zorflax beat a jackalope in a five mile foot race?..

Zoey 101

1. a stupid show about a preppy punk-ass bitch who is a stuck up little whore and thinks girls are better than boys. Zoey 101 is t3h worst..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Early Morning Tea Edit Meaning