What is Early Shopping?
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Drinking before 9 am, usually done on a Sunday or random holiday with a small (4-5) group of friends and family. Translated from the German tradition of Fruhshoppen.
hey man why are you leaving the party so early?
"I have to get up tomorrow and do some early shopping"
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