What is Early Times?
1.
The best fucking whiskey in a plastic bottle.
Last night I drank some Early Times in a miniature golf castle.
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2.
The best whiskey in the world! (well i guess second to jack, gentlemen jack, single barrel, crown royal, jim bean, bushmills, black velvet, jameson, and pretty much everything else except canadian mist.
When i head back east i go to tennessee to get some jack; so as, to avoid kentucky and the early times distillery that would definitely make one puke.
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The Official Cabin Whiskey of the Cal Ski Team.
Shot for gaping! Step up to the shot ski and grab the Early Times!
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