Early Times

What is Early Times?

1.

The best fucking whiskey in a plastic bottle.

Last night I drank some Early Times in a miniature golf castle.

See whiskey, coke, jack, alcohol, shots

2.

The best whiskey in the world! (well i guess second to jack, gentlemen jack, single barrel, crown royal, jim bean, bushmills, black velvet, jameson, and pretty much everything else except canadian mist.

When i head back east i go to tennessee to get some jack; so as, to avoid kentucky and the early times distillery that would definitely make one puke.

3.

The Official Cabin Whiskey of the Cal Ski Team.

Shot for gaping! Step up to the shot ski and grab the Early Times!

See gaper, bourbon, whiskey, gaping

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