What is Earmuffs?
1.
A command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.
Earmuffs, Billy. Earmuffs.
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2.
Hands put over a child's ears so adults can cuss. Sometimes followed with the child crawled up in a ball and yelling LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA until the parents stop yelling.
Or even an adult who covers thier ears in such manner as to act like they cannot hear the other person.
Man, Ians ears are red becuase he had his earmuffs on. I know he heard me even if he acted like he could not.
3.
Earmuffs are what adults tell children to put on when they are talking about anything R-rated, or inappropriate for those children to be hearing. Good for when children have finally learned how to spell, and they are in all adult company.
Dad: You werent saying that last night when I was...
Mom: THE CHILDREN!!!!
Dad:
Earmuffs !
**children cover ears**
Dad: You didnt say that last night when I was..tapping that ass.
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4.
Noun: When a big breasted woman wraps her tits around your head, covering your ears; her tits are the earmuffs.
My friend's busty sister liked to embarrass me by giving me earmuffs in front of other people.
5.
when a man blows it in his hand and proceeds to spread it on her ears then continues by shaving his pubes and attatching them to the semen making some kinky earmuffs.
her ears were cold so i made her some earmuffs
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6.
When two vaginas are facing both ears of a human, and begin to gyrate back and forth upon the ear.
I come home from work to have my two female roommates earmuff me!
