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If a girl's breasts look like eggs when she is on her back you splooge your hollandaise sauce load on them and call it an eggs benn..
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Based on "Body of Lies" in which Mark Strong plays "Hani", Hani Pasha is a superbly good looking and elegant euroas..
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Texting on your cell while taking a dump.
David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.
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