Earphones

What is Earphones?


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A new kind of head phone that is just two earplugs with speakers in them. They are very small and will frequently fall out of your ears. So get traditional headphones, instead of the new kind wear the brace goes around the back of your head or the ones where they fallout of connect around your earlobe. Classic headphones pwn!

Me: Stop using that crap you idiot they just keep falling out of your ears!

Idiot: Nuh-uh! Not if I just hold them in.

Me: *I uppercut the idiot and he explodes 4 times.


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