What is Earpies?
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A condition featuring a late blooming child with an inability to close his mouth. Side effects include uncontrollable eyebrow movement and a crazy eye.
"Close your mouth...theres red gatorade all over your teeth!"
"I CAN'T! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY LOGIC!" (Shouted)
"You might want to go to the clinic and get tested for the earpies"
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