What is Earplant?
1.
One of those guys, usually in their forties, who wear blinking bluetooth ear pieces all the time, everywhere. When looking at them, it is impossible to tell if they are talking to you or some other earplant on their phone. Earplants tend to be nerdy, corporate wannabees, and they think that the bluetooth headset makes them look professional. Well, news flash: it doesn't. It is just annoying.
Johnny: Why the fuck is your dad on the phone during our high school graduation?
Sammy: Shut up, Johnny. He's just an earplant; he wears that thing all the time, even when he isn't on the phone.
See
Random Words:
1.
it means you like got a public tell off or rejection.
girl; how does my hair look?
boy; pretty, pretty ugly!
3rd party; you just got ..
1.
adv.- when your tutu for halloween doesn't fit over your over-sized ass so you put it on over your head to go trick-or-treating.
T..
1.
Having a woman give you a blow job, while you are taking a hugh shit
she lost a bet, so I gave her a Nebraska-Asger
See nebraska, blow..
