Ear-rape

What is Ear-rape?


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When you are in a conversation and clearly state that you "have to go/gotta run," but the other person KEEPS talking at you.

Person one: "I have to go make dinner.."

Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."

Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."

See no means no, violated


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