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While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.
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A close friend who you always talk to about your problems but never return the favour
The other day my girlfried broke up with me so i ..
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One long, continuous turd purposefully left in the toilet by its former owner as a "trophy shit".
It spirals around the ins..
