Earspasm

What is Earspasm?

the sharp aural pain one gets when speaking on the phone to a loud talker, necessitating volume adjustment

"Myrtle! How ya doin?!!!"

"Jesus, Harry, do ya always have to tawk so loud on the phone? Ya givin me an earspasm."

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