Earstrain

What is Earstrain?


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The art of melting your ear wax so your ear canal hairs can detect muffled words when somebody accidently dials you from there mobile phone pocket.It causes an instant thumb lock over the microphone of your mobile phone.

mobile phone rings"hello,hello?"

you hear humming wind and a motor in someones car,10 seconds laps and you hear a distant voice then you instantly thumb lock and earstrain takes a hold of what you are doing.

See accidental, mobile


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