Eartastic Edit Meaning

1. Verb: to simultaneously crawl and mewl in a viciously pathetic manner, calculated to melt the hearts of David Bowie and his hot, hot wif..

1. A zootweeze with a woman's undies. She zootwatted me with her g string. I didn't smell a thing. See zootweeze, abrop, snard..

1. Post-Portuguese Vaginal Ache A condition normally experienced by females the morning after a sexual encounter with a Portuguese Male. ..