What is Earth Day?
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A day to recognize and respect the environment, started by a republican in the 60's and now owned by middle age hummer driving gas guzzlers who once a year put on tie die shirts and gather for lunchbreak photos to absolve themselves of all environmental sins and pretend that they have a fucking clue.
What color tie die shirt you wearing to work tomorrow for earth day? I was going to wear my green and black one, but it got all dirty last weekend when we were hunting whooping cranes.
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Celebrated every April 22nd, Earth Day lifts the arrogant crowd of self-proclaimed planet savers to the status of days... As if the 4 1/2 billion year old terrestial body gave two shits about the effect of some pathetically self-centered assholes on its surface who basically just got here.
Al Gore will grow large enough to fuck the planet by Earth Day!
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The one day every year that knowing how to play hackey sack can get you laid.
Lets play hackey sack on earth day it gets the ladies.
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The day aliens come to earth,-Tom Delonge
Hey earth day is on April 22nd.
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A day, gay homosexuals celebrate, in a attempt to save our doomed planet
Those gay fucking hippies think earth day is going to make a difference
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