Earth Day Edit Meaning

1.

A day to recognize and respect the environment, started by a republican in the 60's and now owned by middle age hummer driving gas guzzlers who once a year put on tie die shirts and gather for lunchbreak photos to absolve themselves of all environmental sins and pretend that they have a fucking clue.

What color tie die shirt you wearing to work tomorrow for earth day? I was going to wear my green and black one, but it got all dirty last weekend when we were hunting whooping cranes.

2.

Celebrated every April 22nd, Earth Day lifts the arrogant crowd of self-proclaimed planet savers to the status of days... As if the 4 1/2 billion year old terrestial body gave two shits about the effect of some pathetically self-centered assholes on its surface who basically just got here.

Al Gore will grow large enough to fuck the planet by Earth Day!

See useless, self-important, hippies

3.

The one day every year that knowing how to play hackey sack can get you laid.

Lets play hackey sack on earth day it gets the ladies.

See earth day, earth, day, trees, plants

4.

The day aliens come to earth,-Tom Delonge

Hey earth day is on April 22nd.

See earth, day, aliens, april

5.

A day, gay homosexuals celebrate, in a attempt to save our doomed planet

Those gay fucking hippies think earth day is going to make a difference

See hippies, you, are, gay