Earth Momma

What is Earth Momma?


1.

groovy crunchy-granola mom-type who cherishes and takes care of anything and everything around her without question

That earth momma down the street raises her own vegetables and her own children.

2.

A woman so big that she has her own gravitational field - best avoided when wearing beer goggles

Whooa there brother, give that earth momma a wide berth

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