What is Earth Sex?
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When a desperate man who can't get a girl waits until it's raining out and makes a small hole in the muddy ground and inserts his white helmeted soldier of love into it.
"I had no girlfriend back then, so I went outside and had earth sex."
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n. A Christmas Eveor Christmas Day spent offshore on a rig or platform in Norway. Usually celebrated with a large, elaborate meal and ..
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The added lubrication that comes from having sex during a woman's menstrual cycle.
Samantha's love blood was all over Bob.
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