What is Earth Sex?
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When a desperate man who can't get a girl waits until it's raining out and makes a small hole in the muddy ground and inserts his white helmeted soldier of love into it.
"I had no girlfriend back then, so I went outside and had earth sex."
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Same as rear admiral, but performed while the man is engaged in anal sex with the woman.
This is a pun on the naval grades of rear ad..
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Noun. The state of not existing, yet still being concious, like a living thought or idea. The ultimate relaxation. Comes from Nirvana..
