What is Earth Sex?
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When a desperate man who can't get a girl waits until it's raining out and makes a small hole in the muddy ground and inserts his white helmeted soldier of love into it.
"I had no girlfriend back then, so I went outside and had earth sex."
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A phrase that implies sarcastic intent when following a statement.
First useage recorded in Auckland, New Zealand around the late 1980&..
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A woman's vagina that has not been shaved. A hairy mess.
OMFG, I saw Michelle last night and she had the scariest eurosnatch I ha..
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A person who initiates intimate behaviors with a significant other based solely on having sex with their body. They admire their physiqu..
