What is Earth Sex?
1.
When a desperate man who can't get a girl waits until it's raining out and makes a small hole in the muddy ground and inserts his white helmeted soldier of love into it.
"I had no girlfriend back then, so I went outside and had earth sex."
See
Random Words:
1.
n. 1) a poor imitation of other cola beverages; 2) an alternative to drinking your own urine
Rather than drink my own urine, I broke do..
