What is Earth Sex?
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When a desperate man who can't get a girl waits until it's raining out and makes a small hole in the muddy ground and inserts his white helmeted soldier of love into it.
"I had no girlfriend back then, so I went outside and had earth sex."
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Lazy teenager
Mum:"He mopes round the house doing nothing but moan he's bored."
Mum's friend: "Mine's ex..
