What is Earth Sex?
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When a desperate man who can't get a girl waits until it's raining out and makes a small hole in the muddy ground and inserts his white helmeted soldier of love into it.
"I had no girlfriend back then, so I went outside and had earth sex."
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A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye g..
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A theme park in Doswell, Virginia.
Used to be good, before the Paramount took over, in the early '90s, taking away our precious Se..
