What is Earth Sex?
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When a desperate man who can't get a girl waits until it's raining out and makes a small hole in the muddy ground and inserts his white helmeted soldier of love into it.
"I had no girlfriend back then, so I went outside and had earth sex."
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The act of fingering a female. From the Verizon Yellow Page phonebook slogan, let your fingers do the walking. See also James Earl Jones..
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An emoticon that is used by:
1. delusional 15-year-old Inuyashafangirls
2. 40-year-old Wapanesemen who want to be TEH JAPANEEZES
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