Earth Sex

What is Earth Sex?


1.

When a desperate man who can't get a girl waits until it's raining out and makes a small hole in the muddy ground and inserts his white helmeted soldier of love into it.

"I had no girlfriend back then, so I went outside and had earth sex."

See sex, earth, mud, desperate, girlfriend


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