What is Earthlion?
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A Native American that was said to be one of the most powerful warriors that vanished without a trace back in the early 17th century after a huge fight with the white settlers. Reports at the time said that earthlion looked like a African lion, but no one can confirm the reports.
During 1652, earthlion took on a rival tribe that was threatening to take over his land unless he gave his tribe's food to the rival tribe. He refused and defeated the tribe from even taking a step closer to his land.
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